The Cynical Optimist

They can’t spell my name right, they can’t deliver the mail properly, they don’t process legal documents correctly, and generally come off as lackadaisical and apathetic in everything they do.  They are unprofessional, ill-mannered, mentally incapable, and unworthy of their jobs, and should therefore be replaced by robots so they’re all forced into mowing lawns and picking grapes.  Bureaucrats are unfit to handle sensitive legal and governmental services.

I think I hate bureaucrats more than I hate republicans.  Yes, it is true.

Fuck every incompetent office worker that doesn’t deserve even minimum wage.  It’d be great if all the job losses in the recession were suffered solely by bureaucrats.  That way, nothing would still get done, but at least the government wouldn’t have to fund their lack of progress through deficit spending.